General consultant to mankind.

Hell is full of musical amateurs.

The only time my education was interrupted was when I was in school.

Any man who is not a communist at the age of twenty is a fool. Any man who is still a communist at the age of thirty is an even bigger fool.

I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work the more I live. I rejoice in life for its own sake.

All this struggling and striving to make the world better is a great mistake. Not that it's wrong to try to improve the world if you know how but simply because struggling and striving are the worst possible ways to go about doing anything!

Home life is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo.