General consultant to mankind.

The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.

The great secret...is not having bad manners or good manners...but having the same manner for all human souls.

Pasteboard pies and paper flowers are being banished from the stage by the growth of that power of accurate observation which is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it...

The unconscious self is the real genius. Your breathing goes wrong the moment your conscious self meddles with it.

Trade unionism is not socialism. It is the capitalism of the proletariat.

This planet is obviously being used as an insane asylum by other planets.