What is life but a series of inspired follies? The difficulty is to find them to do. Never lose a chance: it doesnโt come every day.
George Bernard ShawPut an Irishman on the spit and you can always get another Irishman to turn him.
George Bernard ShawEven to this day it is easier than it ought to be for me to get a rise out of an American by telling him something about himself which is equally true about every human being on the face of the globe. He at once resents this as a disparagement and an assertion on my part that people in other parts of the globe are not like that, and are loftily superior to such weaknesses.
George Bernard ShawThe real Brahms is nothing more than a sentimental voluptuary. rather tiresomely addicted to dressing himself up as Handel or Beethoven and making a prolonged and intolerable noise.
George Bernard Shaw