Although I cannot lay an egg, I am a very good judge of omelettes

The popular definition of tragedy is heavy drama in which everyone is killed in the last act, comedy being light drama in which everyone is married in the last act.

The apparent multiplication of gods is bewildering at the first glance, but you soon discover that they are the same GOD. There is always one uttermost God who defies personification. This makes Hinduism the most tolerant religion in the world, because its one transcendent God includes all possible gods. In fact Hinduism is so elastic and so subtle that the most profound Methodist, and crudest idolater, are equally at home with it.

We should have had socialism already, but for the socialists, am quite willing to drop the name if dropping it will help me to get the thing.

The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.

It is the highest creatures who take the longest to mature, and are the most helpless during their immaturity.

No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: he is always convinced that it says what he means.