I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller.

Life is a disease; and the only difference between on man and another is the stage of the disease at which he lives.

The theory that music has a depraving effect on morals has now been abandoned to the old women of both sexes.

Rebecca [West] can handle a pen as brilliantly as ever I could and much more savagely.

The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.

To a mathematician the eleventh means only a single unit: to the bushman who cannot count further than his ten fingers it is an incalculable myriad.

In my dreams is a country where the State is the Church and the Church the people: three in one and one in three. It is a commonwealth in which work is play and play is life: three in one and one in three. It is a temple in which the priest is the worshiper and the worshiper the worshipped: three in one and one in three. It is a godhead in which all life is human and all humanity divine: three in one and one in three.