The theory that music has a depraving effect on morals has now been abandoned to the old women of both sexes.

Make it compulsory for a doctor using a brass plate to have inscribed on it, in addition to the letters indicating his qualifications, the words 'Remember that I too am mortal'.

Literature is like any other trade; you will never sell anything unless you go to the right shop.

I do not want to make my stomach a graveyard of dead animals.

A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

The sound body is the product of the sound mind.

If women were as fastidious as men, morally or physically, there would be an end of the race.