In a hospital they throw you out into the street before you are half cured, but in a nursing home they don't let you out till you are dead.

Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.

If you can’t appreciate what you’ve got, you’d better get what you can appreciate.

Man can climb to the highest summits, but he cannot dwell there long.

A revolutionist is one who desires to discard the existing social order and try another.

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income.

When the world goes mad, one must accept madness as sanity; since sanity is, in the last analysis, nothing but the madness on which the whole world happens to agree.