In a hospital they throw you out into the street before you are half cured, but in a nursing home they don't let you out till you are dead.

I can't control what life did to me, but I can control how I react. Therein lies the difference.

What a heartbreaking job it is trying to combine authors for their own protection... the first lesson I learned was that when you take the field for the authors you will be safer without a breastplate than without a backplate.

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.

It is not disbelief that is dangerous to our society; it is belief.

Where there is no religion, hypocrisy becomes good taste.

A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.