[...] any fool can make a discovery. Every baby has to discover more in the first years of its life than Roger Bacon ever discovered in his laboratory.

Once the divinity we worshipped made itself visible and comprehensible, we crucified it.

Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.

The only power a god can teach is the power of doing without happiness.

I find that socialism is often misunderstood by its least intelligent supporters and opponents to mean simply unrestrained indulgence of our natural propensity to heave bricks at respectable persons.

There are only two classes in good society in England: the equestrian classes and the neurotic classes.

I have defined the hundred per cent American as ninety-nine per cent an idiot.