I was told that my diet was so poor that I could not repair the bones that were broken and operated on. So I have just had an Xradiograph taken; and lo! perfectly mended solid bone so beautifully white that I have left instructions that, if I die, a glove stretcher is to be made of me and sent to you as a souvenir

Two people getting together to write a book is like three people getting together to have a baby. One of them is superfluous.

When we want to read of the deeds that are done for love, whither do we turn? To the murder column.

The unconscious self is the real genius. Your breathing goes wrong the moment your conscious self meddles with it.

Never resist temptation: prove all things: hold fast that which is good.

HIGGINS. Have you no morals, man? DOOLITTLE [unabashed] Cant afford them, Governor. Neither could you if you was as poor as me.

Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that men never learn anything from history.