If all the statisticians in the world were laid head to toe, they wouldn't be able to reach a conclusion

Most people go to their grave with their music inside them.

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel, but not in the kitchen.

There is at bottom only one genuinely scientific treatment for all diseases, and that is to stimulate the phagocytes.

I choose not to make a graveyard of my body for the rotting corpses of dead animals.

German and Spanish are accessible to foreigners: English is not accessible even to Englishmen.