My friend, when a man has anything to tell in this world, the difficulty is not to make him tell it, but to prevent him from telling it too often.

I must ... warn my readers that my attacks are directed against themselves, not against my stage figures.

The price of ability does not depend on merit but on supply and demand.

I love little children too but I don't cut off their heads and stick them in vases.

Those who are looking for paradise on Earth should come and see Dubrovnik.

Assasination on the scaffold is the worst form of assasination, because there it is invested with the approval of society.

Get married, but never to a man who is home all day.