Make me a beautiful word for doing things tomorrow; for that surely is a great and blessed invention.

If the announcer can produce the impression that he is a gentleman, he may pronounce as he pleases.

Oh, well, if you want original conversations, you'd better go and talk to yourself.

Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.

Don't lose faith. Promise yourself that you will be a success story, and I promise you that all the forces of the universe will unite to come to your aid; you might not feel today or for a while, but the longer you wait the bigger the prize.

The play was a great success, but audience was a dismal failure.

As people get their opinions so largely from the newspapers they read, the corruption of the schools would not matter so much if the Press were free. But the Press is not free. As it costs at least a quarter of a million of money to establish a daily newspaper in London, the newspapers are owned by rich men. And they depend on the advertisements of other rich men. Editors and journalists who express opinions in print that are opposed to the interests of the rich are dismissed and replaced by subservient ones.