Make me a beautiful word for doing things tomorrow; for that surely is a great and blessed invention.

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.

I want to be all used up when I die.

I hope you have lost your good looks, for while they last any fool can adore you, and the adoration of fools is bad for the soul.

If you injure your neighbour, better not do it by halves.

It seems as though every time you learn something new you have to give up something.

A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.