Get out of my way; for I won't stop for you.

I like to quote myself frequently and often, it makes me sound much more intelligent than I actually am.

For the pre-Darwinian age had come to be regarded as a Dark Age in which men still believed that the book of Genesis was a standard scientific treatise, and that the only additions to it were Galileo'a demonstration of Leonardo da Vinci's simple remark that the earth is a moon of the sun, Sir Humphrey Davy's invention of the safety lamp, the discovery of electricity, the application of steam to industrial purposes, and the penny post.

The conversion of a savage to Christianity is the conversion of Christianity to savagery.

Very nice sort of place, Oxford, I should think, for people that like that sort of place. They teach you to be a gentleman there. In the polytechnic they teach you to be an engineer or such like. See?

Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury duty.

Those who do not know how to live must make a merit of dying.