No Englishman is ever fairly beaten

Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the woman is driving at one thing and you're driving at another.

The righteous man takes his life in his hand whenever he utters the truth.

I wish to boast that Pygmalion has been an extremely successful play all over Europe and North America as well as at home. It is so intensely and deliberately didactic, and its subject is esteemed so dry, that I delight in throwing it at the heads of the wiseacres who repeat the parrot cry that art should never be didactic. It goes to prove my contention that art should never be anything else.

Women have been a ghastly nuisance in my life.

Decency cannot be discussed without indecency!

I don't know if there are men on the moon, but if there are they must be using the earth as their lunatic asylum