You propound a complicated arithmetical problem: say cubing a number containing four digits. Give me a slate and half an hour's time, and I can produce a wrong answer.

God made the world as an artist and that is why the world must learn from its artists.

We know now that the soul is the body, and the body the soul. They tell us they are different because they want to persuade us that we can keep our souls if we let them make slaves of our bodies.

All professions are conspiracies against the laity.

Not everybody is strong enough to endure life without an anesthetic. Drink probably averts more gross crime than it causes.

All young women begin by believing they can change and reform the men they marry. They can't.

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work.