All professions are conspiracies against the laity.

If a group of beings from another planet were to land on Earth - beings who considered themselves as superior to you as you feel yourself to be to other animals - would you concede them the rights over you that you assume over other animals?

I hate the poor and look forward eagerly to their extermination.

Only in the problem play is there any real drama, because drama is no mere setting up of the camera to nature: it is the presentation in parable of the conflict between Man's will and his environment: in a word, of problem.

I am the most spontaneous speaker in the world because every word, every gesture, and every retort has been carefully rehearsed.

Let not the right side of your brain know what the left side doeth.

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.