I find that socialism is often misunderstood by its least intelligent supporters and opponents to mean simply unrestrained indulgence of our natural propensity to heave bricks at respectable persons.

The average age (longevity) of a meat eater is 63. I am on the verge of 85 and still work as hard as ever. I have lived quite long enough and am trying to die; but I simply cannot do it. A single beef-steak would finish me; but I cannot bring myself to swallow it. I am oppressed with a dread of living forever. That is the only disadvantage of vegetarianism.

Atrocities are not less atrocities when they occur in laboratories and are called medical research.

What is life but a series of inspired follies.

When we want to read of the deeds that are done for love, whither do we turn? To the murder column.

A great social reformer.

When Satan makes impure verses, Allah sends a divine tune to cleanse them.