We are the masters at the moment, and not only at the moment, but for a very long time to come.

Beware of the man whose God is in the skies.

Independence? That's middle class blasphemy. We are all dependent on one another, every soul of us on earth.

I have found, after a good deal of consideration, that the best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for Him here.

All great art and literature is propaganda.

Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.

The sex illusion is not a fixed quantity: not what mathematicians call a constant. It varies from zero in my wife's case to madness in that of our stepsister.