The most anxious man in a prison is the governor.

When our relatives are at home, we have to think of all their good points or it would be impossible to endure them.

It is well to be off with the old woman before you're on with the new.

Golf is typical capitalist luncay.

Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.

Laws, religions, creeds, and systems of ethics, instead of making society better than its best unit, make it worse than its average unit, because they are never up to date.

We want a few mad people now. See where the sane ones have landed us!