When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.

Most people go to their grave with their music inside them.

There is a disease to which plays as well as men become liable with advancing years. In men it is called doting, in plays dating.The more topical the play the more it dates.

There are no perfectly honorable men; but every true man has one main point of honor and a few minor ones.

An American has no sense of privacy. He does not know what it means.There is no such thing in the country.

A man without an address is a vagabond; a man with two addresses is a libertine.

Make me a beautiful word for doing things tomorrow; for that surely is a great and blessed invention.