Women have been a ghastly nuisance in my life.

Vivisection is a social evil because if it advances human knowledge, it does so at the expense of human character.

Imprisonment is as irrevocable as death.

If you would stick to the concrete, and put your discoveries in the form of entertaining anecdotes about your adventures with women, your conversation would be easier to follow.

O Lord! I don't know which is the worst of the country, the walking or the sitting at home with nothing to do.

Man's inhumanity to man is only surpassed by his cruelty to animals

If you do not say a thing in an irritating way, you may as well not say it at all because people will not trouble themselves about anything that does not trouble them.