Science can never solve one problem without raising ten more problems.

Nobody can say a word against Greek: it stamps a man at once as an educated gentlemen.

Man is the only animals of which I am thoroughly and cravenly afraid.

The first prison I ever saw had inscribed on it CEASE TO DO EVIL: LEARN TO DO WELL; but as the inscription was on the outside, the prisoners could not read it.

The ideal love affair should be conducted by post.

There is only one person an English girl hates more than she hates her elder sister; and that is her mother.

Do not do unto others as you expect they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.