I am oppressed with a dread of living forever. That is the only disadvantage of vegetarianism.

This planet is obviously being used as an insane asylum by other planets.

Of all the anti-social vested interests the worst is the vested interest in ill-health.

Dying is a troublesome business: there is pain to be suffered, and it wrings one's heart; but death is a splendid thing -a warfare accomplished, a beginning all over again, a triumph. You can always see that in their faces.

To a professional critic (I have been one myself) theatre-going is the curse of Adam. The play is the evil he is paid to endure in the sweat of his brow; and the sooner it is over, the better.

The test to which all methods of treatment are finally brought is whether they are lucrative to doctors or not.

You see things; and you say, ‘Why?’ But I dream things that never were; and I say, ‘Why not?