I am oppressed with a dread of living forever. That is the only disadvantage of vegetarianism.

Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.

Make money and the whole nation will conspire to call you a gentleman.

The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.

The Jews generally give value. They make you pay; but they deliver the goods. In my experience the men who want something for nothing are invariably Christians.

There is nothing in religion but fiction.

The notion that Nature does not proceed by jumps is only one of the budget of plausible lies that we call classical education. Nature always proceeds by jumps. She may spend twenty thousand years making up her mind to jump; but when she makes it up at last, the jump is big enough to take us into a new age.