Make money and the whole nation will conspire to call you a gentleman.

Religion is a good invention in times of stress.

An interesting play cannot in the nature of things mean anything but a play in which problems of conduct and character of personalimportance to the audience are raised and suggestively discussed.

It is said that every people has the Government it deserves. It is more to the point that every Government has the electorate it deserves; for the orator of the front bench can edify or debauch an ignorant electorate at will.

There are two things necessary to Salvation.... Money and gunpowder.

The most revolutionary invention of the Nineteenth Century was the artificial sterilization of marriage.

When it comes to the point, really bad men are just as rare as really good ones.