The thought of two thousand people crunching celery at the same time horrified me.

Telling the truth is the funniest joke in the world.

Nature holds no brief for the human experiment; it must stand or fall by its results.

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

You propound a complicated arithmetical problem: say cubing a number containing four digits. Give me a slate and half an hour's time, and I can produce a wrong answer.

I choose not to make a graveyard of my body for the rotting corpses of dead animals.

Two people getting together to write a book is like three people getting together to have a baby. One of them is superfluous.