English is the easiest language to speak badly.

Nothing is more dangerous than a poor doctor: not even a poor employer or a poor landlord.

You have set up in New York Harbor a monstrous idol which you call Liberty. The only thing that remains to complete that monument is to put on its pedestal the inscription written by Dante on the gate of hell: All hope abandon ye who enter here.

I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worth while.

The real moment of success is not the moment apparent to the crowd.

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open.

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.