I don't like the idea of killing my fellow creatures in order to eat their dead bodies.

When you find something funny search it for hidden truth.

You see things and you say, 'Why?'. But I dream things and I say, 'Why not?'.

From Mozart I learnt to say important things in a conversational way.

What is the matter with universities is that the students are school children, whereas it is of the very essence of university education that they should be adults.

A man is like a phonograph with half-a-dozen records. You soon get tired of them all; and yet you have to sit at table whilst he reels them off to every new visitor.

Audacious ribald: your laughter will finish in hideous boredom before morning.