Tradition will accustom people to any atrocity

Newspaper : A device unable to distinguish between a bicycle accident and the collapse of civilisation.

Pasteboard pies and paper flowers are being banished from the stage by the growth of that power of accurate observation which is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it...

I must ... warn my readers that my attacks are directed against themselves, not against my stage figures.

A man who has no office to go, to I don't care who he is, is a trial of which you can have no conception.

Spend all you have before you die, and do not outlive yourself.

Like fingerprints, all marriages are different.