The worst cliques are those which consist of one man.

The business man - the man to whom age brings golf instead of wisdom.

An Englishman does everything on principle: he fights you on patriotic principles; he robs you on business principles; he enslaves you on imperial principles.

The moment we face it frankly we are driven to the conclusion that the community has a right to put a price on the right to live in it

Newspaper : A device unable to distinguish between a bicycle accident and the collapse of civilisation.

Very nice sort of place, Oxford, I should think, for people that like that sort of place. They teach you to be a gentleman there. In the polytechnic they teach you to be an engineer or such like. See?

A man ought to be able to be fond of his wife without making a fool of himself about her.