There is no accomplishment so easy to acquire as politeness and none more profitable.

There is at bottom only one genuinely scientific treatment for all diseases, and that is to stimulate the phagocytes.

It's a pity youth is wasted on the young.

All this struggling and striving to make the world better is a great mistake. Not that it's wrong to try to improve the world if you know how but simply because struggling and striving are the worst possible ways to go about doing anything!

It is nearly 50 years since I was assured by a conclave of doctors that if I did not eat meat I should die of starvation.

There is a disease to which plays as well as men become liable with advancing years. In men it is called doting, in plays dating.The more topical the play the more it dates.

I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad.