All this struggling and striving to make the world better is a great mistake. Not that it's wrong to try to improve the world if you know how but simply because struggling and striving are the worst possible ways to go about doing anything!

Revolutions have never lightened the burden of tyranny; they have only shifted it to another shoulder.

There are scores of thousands of human insects who are ready at a moment's notice to reveal the Will of God on every possible subject

Fashions are the only induced epidemics, proving that epidemics can be induced by tradesmen.

You practically do not use semicolons at all. This is a symptom of mental defectiveness, probably induced by camp life.

Newspaper : A device unable to distinguish between a bicycle accident and the collapse of civilisation.

Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee.