To disbelieve in marriage is easy: to love a married woman is easy; but to betray a comrade, to be disloyal to a host, to break the covenant of bread and salt, is impossible.

The way to deal with worldly people is to frighten them by repeating their scandalous whisperings aloud.

If you would stick to the concrete, and put your discoveries in the form of entertaining anecdotes about your adventures with women, your conversation would be easier to follow.

Girls, like men, want to be petted, pitied, and made much of, when they are diffident, in low spirits, or in unrequited love. These are services which the weak cannot render to the strong and which the strong will not render to the weak, except when there is also a difference of sex.

Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.

Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated.

If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.