Very few people can afford to be poor.

Why should we take advice on sex from the pope? If he knows anything about it, he shouldn't!

When a prisoner sees the door of his dungeon open, he dashes for it without stopping to think where he shall get his dinner outside.

All evolution in thought and conduct must at first appear as heresy and misconduct.

The only person who acts sensibly is my tailor. He takes my measure anew every time he sees me. Everyone else goes by their old measurements.

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work.

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.