Let not the right side of your brain know what the left side doeth.

The statesman cannot govern without stability of belief, true or false.

A serious illness or a death advertises the doctor exactly as a hanging advertises the barrister who defended the person hanged.

Find enough clever things to say, and you're a Prime Minister; write them down and you're a Shakespeare.

There is only one person an English girl hates more than she hates her elder sister; and that is her mother.

I wish people would stop talking about my birthday.

The sex relation is not a personal relation. It can be irresistibly desired and rapturously consummated between persons who could not endure one another for a day in any other relation.