My father must have had some elementary education for he could read and write and keep accounts inaccurately

I must have been an insufferable child; all children are.

Discussing vaccination with a doctor is like discussing vegetarianism with a butcher.

The most revolutionary invention of the Nineteenth Century was the artificial sterilization of marriage.

I was taught when I was young that if people would only love one another, all would be well with the world. I found when I tried to put that into practice, not only were other people seldom lovable but I wasn't very lovable myself.

Hell is paved with good intentions, not with bad ones. All men mean well.

Every fool believes what his teachers tell him, and calls his credulity science or morality as confidently as his father called it divine revelation.