I work as my father drank.

Orchestras only need to be sworn at, and a German is consequently at an advantage with them, as English profanity, except in America, has not gone beyond a limited technology of perdition.

If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman's pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog.

You don't get tired of muffins, but you don't find inspiration in them.

The English are not a very spiritual people, so they invented cricket to give them some idea of eternity.

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's.