Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.

No question is so difficult to answer as that to which the answer is obvious.

Gardening is the only unquestionably useful job.

A doctor's reputation is made by the number of eminent men who die under his care.

All Artists are Anarchists.

Give women the vote, and in five years there will be a crushing tax on bachelors.

My religious convictions and scientific views cannot at present be more specifically defined than as those of a believer in creative revolution. I desire that no public monument or work of art or inscription or sermon or ritual service commemorating me shall suggest that I accepted the tenets peculiar to any established church or denomination nor take the form of a cross or any other instrument of torture or symbol of blood sacrifice.