He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.

Money is a most important thing in the world.

Opera is when a tenor and soprano want to make love, but are prevented from doing so by a baritone.

Women are called womanly only when they regard themselves as existing solely for the use of men.

Leisure may be defined as free activity, labor as compulsory activity. Leisure does what it likes, labor does what it must, the compulsion being that of Nature, which in these latitudes leaves men no choice between labor and starvation.

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

I enjoy convalescence. It is the part that makes the illness worth while.