A revolutionist is one who desires to discard the existing social order and try another.

If you don't begin to be a revolutionist at the age of twenty, then at fifty you will be a most impossible old fossil. If you area red revolutionary at the age of twenty, you have some chance of being up-to-date when you are forty!

Get married, but never to a man who is home all day.

There is a disease to which plays as well as men become liable with advancing years. In men it is called doting, in plays dating.The more topical the play the more it dates.

I learned more from the first stupid woman who fell in love with me than ever my brains taught me.

I like to quote myself frequently and often, it makes me sound much more intelligent than I actually am.

I fought linotype and montype for some time because it would not justify as well as handset could be made to do; but at last, as always happens, the machine outdid the hand, and got all the best types on it.