Nature holds no brief for the human experiment; it must stand or fall by its results.

I must have been an insufferable child; all children are.

Property is organized robbery.

I become more convinced that beings from other planets are using the Earth as a lunatic asylum

We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility for our future.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.