When God created man and woman, he did not take a patent. That's why any imbecile has been able to do so ever since.

The only way in which a nation can make itself wealthy and prosperous is by good housekeeping: that is, by providing for its wants in the order of their importance, and allowing no money to be wasted on whims and luxuries until necessities have been thoroughly served.

Effectiveness of assertion is the alpha and omega of style.

If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

All this struggling and striving to make the world better is a great mistake. Not that it's wrong to try to improve the world if you know how but simply because struggling and striving are the worst possible ways to go about doing anything!

Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.