If there was nothing wrong in the world there wouldn't be anything for us to do.

What is the matter with universities is that the students are school children, whereas it is of the very essence of university education that they should be adults.

A man of great common sense and good taste - meaning thereby a man without originality or moral courage.

A pornographic novelist is one who exploits the sexual instinct as a prostitute does. A legitimate sex novel elucidates it or brings out its poetry, tragedy, or comedy.

If any religion had a chance of ruling over England, nay Europe within the next hundred years, it could be Islam.

The only sensible person is my tailor. He measures me anew each time he sees me.

We must all share in the evils of the world or move to another planet.