If there was nothing wrong in the world there wouldn't be anything for us to do.

You'll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race.

Property, said Proudhon, is theft. This is the only perfect truism that has been uttered on the subject.

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends.

It's all that the young can do for the old, to shock them and keep them up to date.

Orchestras only need to be sworn at, and a German is consequently at an advantage with them, as English profanity, except in America, has not gone beyond a limited technology of perdition.

Money enables us to get what we want instead of what other people think we want.