Words are only postage stamps delivering the object for you to unwrap

You don't expect me to know what to say about a play when I don't know who the author is, do you? . . . If it's by a good author, it's a good play, naturally. That stands to reason.

Like fingerprints, all marriages are different.

The happiness of credulity is a cheap and dangerous quality.

As well consult a butcher on the value of vegetarianism as a doctor on the worth of vaccination.

The theory that music has a depraving effect on morals has now been abandoned to the old women of both sexes.

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. The poverty-stricken man makes the same mistake about the rich man.