Bourgeois morality is largely a system of making cheap virtues a cloak for expensive vices.

There is not one single established religion that an intelligent, educated man can believe.

Newspaper : A device unable to distinguish between a bicycle accident and the collapse of civilisation.

Your heart and your mouth wil be in two separate parts of your body if you again forget in whose presence you stand.

Geniuses are horrid, intolerant, easily offended, sleeplessly self-conscious men, who expect their wives to be angels with no further business in life than to pet and worship their husbands. Even at the best they are not comfortable men to live with; and a perfect husband is one who is perfectly comfortable to live with.

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.

A miracle, my friend, is an event which creates faith.