Old men are dangerous: it doesn't matter to them what is going to happen to the world.

The most revolutionary invention of the Nineteenth Century was the artificial sterilization of marriage.

A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.

Never believe anything a writer tells you about himself. A man comes to believe in the end the lies he tells himself about himself.

The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it.

A soldier is an anachronism of which we must get rid.

A succession of eye-openers each involving the repudiation of some previously held belief.