An index is a great leveller.

Revelations: A curious record of the visions of a drug addict.

I shall always be a flower girl to Professor Higgins, because he always treats me as a flower girl, and always will; but I know I can be a lady to you, because you always treat me as a lady, and always will.

Orchestras only need to be sworn at, and a German is consequently at an advantage with them, as English profanity, except in America, has not gone beyond a limited technology of perdition.

We want a few mad people now. See where the sane ones have landed us!

The only person who acts sensibly is my tailor. He takes my measure anew every time he sees me. Everyone else goes by their old measurements.

We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility for our future.