Revelations: A curious record of the visions of a drug addict.

Poverty does not produce unhappiness: It produces degradation.

The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it.

Never resist temptation: prove all things: hold fast that which is good.

Now that we have learned to fly the air like birds, swim under water like fish, we lack one thing - to learn to live on earth as human beings.

Am reserving two tickets for you for my premiere. Come and bring a friend - if you have one. Telegram inviting Winston Churchill to opening night of Pygmalion. Churchill wired back: Impossible to be present for the first performance. Will attend the second - if there is one.

Christianity might be a good thing if anyone ever tried it.