Revelations: A curious record of the visions of a drug addict.

I knew if I waited around long enough something like this would happen.

If a man is indolent, let him be poor. If he is drunken, let him be poor.... Also--somewhat inconsistently--blessed are the poor!

If you must hold yourself up to your children as an object lesson, hold yourself up as a warning and not as an example.

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.

Only Lawyers and mental defectives are automatically exempt for jury duty.

You can easily find people who are ten times as rich at sixty as they were at twenty but not one of them will tell you that they are ten times as happy