History, sir, will tell lies as usual.

Alcohol is a very necessary article. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.

The happiness of credulity is a cheap and dangerous quality.

A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

It is not pleasure that makes life worth living. It is life that makes pleasure worth having.

Stop being Jews and start being human beings.

Those who do not know how to live must make a merit of dying.