I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend... if you have one.

When an apparent miracle happened.it proved divine mission to the credulous, and proved a contract with the devil to the skeptical.

A photographer is like a cod, which produces a million eggs in order that one may reach maturity.

Those who talk most about the blessings of marriage and the constancy of its vows are the very people who declare that if the chain were broken and the prisoners left free to choose, the whole social fabric would fly asunder. You cannot have the argument both ways. If the prisoner is happy, why lock him in? If he is not, why pretend that he is?

Wise kings wear shabby clothes, and leave the gold lace to the drum major.

If you don't begin to be a revolutionist at the age of twenty, then at fifty you will be a most impossible old fossil. If you area red revolutionary at the age of twenty, you have some chance of being up-to-date when you are forty!

Changeable women are more endurable that monotonous ones; they are sometimes murdered but never deserted.