Life is a first draft... with NO rewrite.

If you can say a thing with one stroke, unanswerably you have style; if not, you are at best a marchande de plaisir; a decorative litt

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.

What God hath joined together no man shall put asunder: God will take care of that.

I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand it over to the government in taxes to keep it going.

Truth telling is not compatible with the defence of the realm.

Decency cannot be discussed without indecency!