Be like the sun and meadow, which are not in the least concerned about the coming winter.

What is virtue but the Trade Unionism of the married?

People who are hard, grasping and always ready to take advantage of their neighbors become very rich.

England and America are two countries separated by the same language.

The heretic is always better dead. And mortal eyes cannot distinguish the saint from the heretic.

Just as I cannot remember any time when I could not read and write, I cannot remember any time when I did not exercise my imagination in daydreams about women.

In a hospital they throw you out into the street before you are half cured, but in a nursing home they don't let you out till you are dead.